Shhshhhshhhshakin!

Eddie Money 'the man with no control' called in this morning -
He's one of those rare artists that have had hits in the 70's , 80's & 90's.

He's at Pier Six tomorrow nite with Rick Springfield and Patty Smyth with Scandal.

Click HERE for all the info.

Comedian DC Benny (he's one bad mother flower) is at the DC Improv this weekend- catch him if yer down that way.

The 1st Annual Kirk and Mark Spelling Bee was held today- Mark won this years title.

Here's the words we used:

Gherkin
Facetious
Euonym
Antediluvian
Logorrhea
Narcissistic
Kaleidoscope
Sacrilegious
Milieu
Eczema
Promiscuous

Shamrock is going to see Huey Lewis tonight @ Wolf Trap.

Kirk thinks that Shamrock looks like Huey....whatta you think???

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80’s Pop Icon Rick Springfield


Robynne Kamil --The Advice Diva

The world record holder for hole -in-ones
Mancil Davis

NUTS for 'Jericho'

There is movement to save the CBS t-v show 'Jericho'....(it was not renewed) and people are sending 'nuts' to CBS' headquarters in New York to show their displeasure- we spoke with Jeffrey Braverman (he is the Head Nut from Nutsonline.com

Tom Singleton & John Putt from The Marquis Foundation stopped by with info on their charity event that will be hosted by our own Mark Ondayko.

Today we learned:

Kirk has a SERIOUS foot fetish.

Mark knows everything.

Shamrock is going to get married TWICE.

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We'll find out what's shakin' with Eddie Money.

Comedian DC Benny.

Women that are risky in their forties.

Lindsay FULLY LOADED!

Nice photo of Lindsay Lohan 48 hours after her D.U.I.----passed out drunk. (Nice work hon!)

Donnie Neuenberger recapped the weekend racing events.

Joy Freedman--our 'Dog Behaviorist' talked about Michael Vick and his fightin dogs.


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The CEO of Nutsonline.com-

It's a Family Affair

Kirk's brother Mark McEwen came by the KMS Studios today-

He's doing better than ever and a new book about his life will be out next May.

We argued.....I mean discussed Deborah Harry's hottness back in the day compared to now.
You decide.

HAVE A FUN & SAFE MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

How about them eyebrows!

WJZ’s Kai Jackson called in and we talked about his SEXY eyebrows.

Lacrosse Legend Dr. Miles Harrison is at The Sports Legends Museum on May 25.
He shared some of his experiences as one of the founding members of the Morgan State College lacrosse team of the 1970s, the first all-African American college lacrosse team.

We spoke with Ed Hale about building a new arena in Baltimore.- He thinks a new one will be built in the next 3 years.


Kirk said he likes Mark's feet.

Mark told a story about homeless guy taking a dump in front of him while he was interviewing for a job in Scranton, Pennsylvania a few years ago.

Shamrock confessed that last night he watched a :10 second clip of American Idol's Antonella Barba over and over for 25 minutes.



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It's the "KMS Pre Memorial Day Extravaganza"

Feeling better

Kirk was out yesterday -- case of "bad poopies"...he's back today and he's fresh as ever!

Pat O'Brien- "The Insider" called the show with news about Joey Buttafuco & Amy Fischer moving in with each other.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE ON KMS:

WJZ’s Kai Jackson

Lacrosse Legend Dr Miles Harrison

We’ll talk about building a new arena in Baltimore with Ed Hale.

Comedian Jeffrey Ross

Klinger Calling

Actor Jamie Farr who played the unforgettable 'max Klinger' on M*A*SH* called in this morning to promote The Hallmark Channel’s “M*A*S*H Bash ’07: Klinger Edition,” a twelve-hour, twenty-episode marathon airing Memorial Day, Monday, May 28 (8am-8pm).

The Executive Director of the NCAA Lacrosse Final Four Tournament – Marty Schwartz

talked to the show about this weekends finals @ M&T Bank stadium.
Click HERE for Tickets.

Joe Baldwin and Vince Anderson from "Undisputed Magazine" (xcellent for fans of Heavy Metal) stopped by THE KMS Studios and previewed the June issue.

Kirk was OUT today....was it something he ate?????

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The Insider's Pat O'Brien.

..and we want to know what YOU thought of American Idol's final performance show.

Fore!

Rob Belanger (son of O's great Mark Belanger) filled us in on this year's "Baltimore Celebrity Golf Classic"

Donnie Neuenberger called with his racing update ---the weekly segment has now been given an official title : "Behind the Wheel and into the Wall with Donnie Neuenberger."

Kirk: tried to pay off a face painter so he could move his daughter to the front of the line

Mark: did NOT eat at Applebees

Shamrock: made it back alive from from his trip to Vega$

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

We’re going old school with ‘Klinger’ from M*A*S*H*- Actor Jamie Farr

Joe Baldwin- Publisher-
Undisputed Magazine

Executive Director of the NCAA Lacrosse Final Four Tournament –
Marty Schwartz

This weekend on MY TUBE

Friday night is usually a wasteland of television...but being that its still the May sweeps the networks' usual superfund site of Friday night viewing has a coupla things worthy of mention. First of all- Tonite is the debut of NATIONAL BINGO NIGHT. Yes, America- Since its only fitting that the Canadians have Hockey Night in Canada where the entire nation watches the national sport- we have NATIONAL BINGO NIGHT where the entire nation can gather around the television, take out our collective dentures, put on some fresh Depends and wait for the resonating sounds of B-2 or O-69. Its on ABC- probably will be the number one show of the night for the over 70 crowd.

Speaking of blue hair and blue blockers- tonite we also celebrate the most trusted man there was on TV news. Uncle Walter helped guide America through the Kennedy assassinations, space exploration, Viet Nam, Watergate, and- oh yeah- we can't forget YOU ARE THERE! Walter Cronkite At 90 is on CBS. This is on the heals of CBS celebrating Bob Barker (at 80) and his impending retirement. What's next you ask? Simple-... National Bingo Night.

Also this weekend- Sci-Fi has a HEROES Marathon. Its a chance to catch up on 21 hours worth of episodes of the hit sci-fi drama. That airs on Saturday. Peter gets a chance at romance with Molly Ringwald on FAMILY GUY (FOX SUNDAY 9pm).

Steve Van Zant says that the only way there could be a SOPRANOS movie is if its a prequel. The reason, he says, is because of the violence that takes place on the final three episodes of the show. Sunday night is the third to last episode on HBO... so that must mean at least another major character gets whacked. I've got Paulie in my pool...howabout you? We'll find out at 9pm.

Finally- Elvis Costello is the musical guest on LETTERMAN tonite.

The dude from Living Colour is playing Judas??????

Corey Glover best known as the lead singer of 'Living Colour'- is playing the role of 'Judas' in Jesus Christ Superstar @ The Lyric Opera House this weekend.

John Lieberman from America's Most Wanted stopped by the KMS Studios with an update on all the scum-bags.

Mike Birbiglia is @ The DC Improv this weekend....go see him.

KMS listener Pam Zygorsky was our 'Laugh Meter' in studio today.

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We’re going old school with ‘Klinger’ from MASH- Actor Jamie Farr

The Insider Pat O’Brien

Doh!

We spoke with Al Jean -Executive Producer of "The Simpsons' about Sundays 400th episode.

B.J. Novak- 'Ryan' from "The Office" gave us a preview of tonight's Season Three Finale.

The Baltimore Improv Group stopped by the KMS Studios.- you can visit them HERE.

Oprah has "SIX" toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Corey Glover- best known as the lead singer of “Living Color” he stars as 'Judas' in
Jesus Christ Superstar

America’s Most Wanted’s John Lieberman

Comedian Mike Birbiglia

Don Pablos is bring food by.

This is the Best Week Ever!

Christian Finnegan from VH-1's "Best Week Ever" called in - he's at the DC Improv this weekend.

Pat O'Brien from 'The Insider" discussed all that is Paris Hilton and news about the Bee Gees reunion.

Kirk logged on to the KMS My Space page today (for the first time)

Mark is glad that Jerry Falwell is dead.

Shamrock nearly choked to death this morning on a vitamin.

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The Baltimore Improv Group

Al Jean Executive Producer of
The Simpsons-
Sunday is the 400th episode

B.J. Novak (he plays ‘Ryan')
on The Office

The Winner of "Sssssssssssurvivor: Fiji"

The winner of " Ssssssssssssssssurvivor: Fiji " Earl Cole - was on today- he is splitting the million bucks with his Mom.

Tony Potts from Access Hollywood checked in with info on TWO specials that he he hosting on Wednesday.

Nothing is more fun than interviewing someone from a show that we are not watching-this morning we talked to Dionne-the latest 'booted beauty' from America's Next Top Model.

Hayseed-Dixie has a new album: "Weapons of Grass Destruction"- we played some of the cuts from the cd this morning.- Check it out-it'll make a GREAT Father's Day gift.

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The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

VH-1’s Best Week Ever –
Comedian Christian Finnegan

We got your NASCAR recap- RIGHT HERE!

NASCAR driver Donnie Neuenberger came by for chat...he'll be on EVERY Monday to recap the weekends racing events.

Congrats to Kirk McEwen...he FINALLY won Bet the Box Office this week.--

he picked Spiderman-3.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Earl - The Winner of Survivor: Fiji

Access Hollywood’s Tony Potts

Dionne the latest booted beauty from America’s Next Top Model

Here's Your Sign!

We spoke with Bill Engvall from 'The Blue Collar Comedy Tour' stars (with Larry The Cable Guy) in Delta Farce.- it opens this weekend

Mark is ALIVE...and doesn't have lice.

NEXT WEEK ON KMS:

Living Colors’ Corey Glover
( he plays 'Judas' in Jesus Christ Superstar)

The Winner of Survivor

Baltimore Improv Group

NASCAR Driver #58 Donnie Neuenberger

Comedian Christian Finnegan

The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

From The Office ‘Ryan the Temp’
Actor B.J. Novak

Git er Done!

Larry the Cable Guy called in from the airport in NYC to talk about his new film "Delta Farce"- he'll be on Conan tonite too.
Baltimore Boxings Jake "The Snake" Smith dropped by the studio with one helluva boxer-Mike Dietrich.

Click HERE for all the info for Friday nites big fight.

Stephen Collins (the dad from _7th Heaven) chatted about the series finale and how his show became the longest-running family drama in television history.

...oh and of course we asked Stephen about working with Jessica Biel. ---

insert HOT photo of Jessica here>

Mark was out again today.....his rumoured illness'- lice , the gout , and clubfoot.

----or just bad allergies.

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Comedian Bill Engvall- he's in the new flick 'Delta Farce with Larry the Cable Guy.

A KMS Mothers Day Salute to Mother Shamrock.

Your final chance to qualify for a trip to Los Angeles (Courtesy of Diet Pepsi)

From Blade Runner to book writer

Rutger Hauer- from the classic film "Blade Runner" called this morning and told tales of his acting career that are in new book: "All Those Moments: Stories of Heroes, Villains, Replicants, and Blade Runners'"

Author Stanley Bing has written an interesting book called "Crazy Bosses"- gave us some insight on how to identify and deal with one.''

ON THE NEXT EPISODE ON KMS:

Steven Collins (the Dad from 7th Heaven)

Comedian Mike Birbiglia

Ed Norris will bring his shovel.

My Tube Tuesday

OH BOY! Medium will be back. NBC has announced that Patricia Arquette (she talks to DEAD PEOPLE) and the rest of the Phoenix District Attorney's Office will be back to solve the absolute most heinous of crimes that plague that southwestern metropolis next season. Its fun to watch dead people be seen by only her... but I ask: When does she EVER get a full night sleep? And how does she know the difference between the living and the dead?

Tonite on one of my faves- Bernadette Peters guest stars as a judge on Boston Legal (10pm ABC). I actually find myself saying out loud: DENNY CRAIN! DENNY CRAIN! and...should I ever need a lawyer- to hell with Stephen L. Miles- get me ALAN SHORE!

American Idol (8pm Fox)- down to the final four with Barry Gibb as the special musical coach. If you love the sound of a man with his testicles in a vice well here's your night. I can't wait to see Lakisha and Barry together... mmmmmm! How Deep is Your Love? Tragedy.

George Lopez (8pm ABC) guest stars Jerry Springer. Look for transvestites who want George's love child.

And finally House (9pm FOX) has Piper Perabo guest starring as House's love interest. Not that I care...I just love that name: Piper Perabo. Sounds like a BeeGees song title.

Until tomorrow...remember- this is only for those who like to watch!

Who's da clown???

This a recent photo of actress Melanie Griffith.......WOW! she's not ageing gracefully.

Congratulations to Mike Aronin...KMS' favorite comedian, last nite he was on CBS' "King of Queens"-----his line....."thanks"- (the script originally read "Thanks....I played the handicap card"----------but the line it was cut.

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The Star of classic films like "Nighthawks” “The Hitcher”“Blade Runner”
Actor Rutger Hauer

Author of the new book “Crazy Bosses”
Stanley Bing

The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

Qualify to win a trip to Los Angeles courtesy of Diet Pepsi.

My Tube for Monday

Look for at least two more seasons of Lost...or so they say. The folks who prognosticate television say the writers and producers need that much time to tie together all the story lines into one big happy ending (my apologies to any Asian spa that may also supply a happy ending)

ABC, on the other hand, says hold up on making snowstorm on mountain! They're non-committal as to the amount of years Lost will still be around.

Lost? Me too. I love the show but I'm starting to need a score card to keep track of the comings and goings and whys and wherefores. AND- Enough of Locke's brooding over his old man stealing a kidney and pushing him out of a window. My old man chased me down a street with a hammer. And I deserved it.

But I digress....

Tonite- Dancing With the Stars (8pm on ABC). OK- enough of Billy Ray Cyrus. Don't break a leg...your Achy Breaky Leg. Vote off the sonofabitch already. Hanna Montana be damned!

Our buddy Mike Aronin makes a cameo on King Of Queens (CBS 9:30). He plays a chiropractor who likes to practice on himself. (little inside joke at Mike's expense) In reality...Mike gets typecast for tonite's show. Sounds funny on paper!

Finally- 24 (9pm on Fox). Fonzie is in mid-flight over the shark tank as Jack continues to hunt for the Chinese guy who tortured Audrey. That's the problem with Chinese...an hour later your hungry for more 24. Unfortunately that hunger is for the falafel eating Fayed instead of Combo #5 Chang. They ended the first storyline of the season WAY TOO SOON!

For those who like to watch..... We'll change channels tomorrow.

Million Dollar Couple?????

Eric and Danielle from CBS’ The Amazing Race called in (fresh from their million dollar victory on Sunday)---- they dated during the show……but broke up after the show.

Tattoo artist Darren Brass from Miami Ink called in to preview the new season on TLC.

Laura LeBlanc from Groove City Fest was in studio to talk about the
Jazz & Blues Festival in Cambridge this weekend.

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Another qualifier to win a trip to Los Angeles (courtesy of Diet Pepsi)

MY TUBE this weekend

After SEVEN (count 'em) SEVEN seasons...the Gilmore Girls is no more. TMZ.com is reporting this sad event in the world of emasculated men and the women who control them. Good thing Ugly Betty remains for those who don't get Oxygen or Lifetime.

Anyhoo...some good stuff this weekend:

1) 20/20 on Friday. The DC Madam (Deborah Jeane Palfrey) gets her 15 minutes of fame extended by naming names. ABC should run a crawl at the bottom of the screen like ESPN.

2) The Kentucky Derby is on Saturday as is De La Hoya vs. Mayweather in boxing. (NBC and HBO Pay Per View respectively). I hope a long shot wins and there's a knock out in the first round. I like peeing in your cheerios too.

3) Cold Case on CBS Sunday. I don't know why I still watch this show. Maybe its because some day Lilly may actually look like she has blood pulsing through her veins. Really. Lilly of Cold Case makes Lilly of the Munsters look sunburned. Its the 4th season finale and the whole crew gets taken hostage. If you close your eyes you can see Fonzie jumping a shark off in the distance.

4) Finally...Also Sunday its the Amazing Race All-Stars Finale. We'll talk to the winners on Monday. Wasn't that Charla and Mirna I saw cruising in a Maserati on 695? hmmmmmm.

You go girls!

On tonite's MY TUBE-

I don't know a soul who watches Grey's Anatomy..but if you do...tonite is must see night. (Sorry to use your slogan NBC) As my buddy Shamrock would say: "You see...Tonite is the special two hour episode that's the premise for the new Grey's Anatomy spinoff." Addison leaves for L-A to spend time with her med-school buds who work at a new-age wellness clinic. How come Doc's on TV who have lotsa unprotected sex (Do you ever see a condom rapper?) never end up with an STD? Just curious.

My fave shows that get "series recording" status on my dvr:

1) Survivor (Look..I've got money riding on it. If you need to watch REALITY shows find a way to start a pool. Its a great money making opportunity. If a pool doesn't work- may I suggest a drinking game. For Survivor I enjoy a cool beverage every time you see a body part get pixilated during a challenge.)

2) CSI (The original gets better all the time and we get to see them literally blow the dust of Ally Sheedy)

3) My Name is Earl (steal your Grand Pappy's TVGUIDE 'cause this episode is in SMELL O VISION and the scent card is inside this week's mag. Oh boy. I love a good gimic)