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#83 in your program and Number One in your heart

With all of the bad news in football lately --it's good to see someone doing something good.
Baltimore Ravens #83 Dan Wilcox is having a FREE football camp Friday @ M & T Bank Stadium Click HERE for info & to register.


Will Harvey and Mitch Baldwin are two upcoming dj's that are visting 100 morning shows all across the country to learn about whatever it is that we do.

Check out their progress @ Project 100 Radio

We spoke with Comedian/Hypnotist Flip Orley - he is @ the DC Improv for the next two weeks.

Stan the Fan from Pressbox Magazine gave us the all the details on how you can get you own

Cal Ripken License Plate.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

America’s Most Wanted’s
Jon Lieberman

KMS Singing Bee for Tix to Virginfest

Lindsay FULLY LOADED! Part Deux

Busted AGAIN for D.U.I....plus she had coke on her .....nice work.

Colleen "The Diva of the Dial Tone" filled in for Gary's 8:30 sportscast.
....should Gary be worried?

Kim Mitchell - (Director of the Baltimore American Indian Center in Fells Point) told us a story about how their playground is infested with RATS!-

They are looking for your help.
Click here for more information:

We're trying to come up with a nickname for Daniel Cabrera

Here's what we've compiled so far:

"The Manual" "Lightning Bolt" "Put it There" "The Egyptian" "Carburetor"

"Two Hands Full" "King Dong" "The Terror" "I Dare Ya"

----shoot us an email and tell us what it should be .

Comedian Marc Unger stopped by......he's opening a new comedy club here in Baltimore called "Magoobi's"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Stan the Fan…
details on the Cal Ripken license plate

Baltimore Raven Tight End Dan Wilcox

Comedian/Hypnotist Flip Orley

A couple of young DJ’s from the Midwest are
are doing a national radio morning show tour to find out what makes a great morning show—for some reason they’ll be stopping by the KMS studios tomorrow.

The Earl of Baltimore

We spoke with Baltimore legend Earl Weaver- he'll be at Cal's Hall of Fame Send Off Game tonight. He told us he doesn't grow tomatoes anymore...the weather in Florida would be too tuff on 'em.

We've been playing their music for the past week, "Tribbles & Ecstasy" & "Jerk My Kirk" --today we spoke with captain Karl Miller & Chief Science Officer Kiki Stockhammer from the "trekkie" band "Warp 11"

How'd you like to THIS piece history. A Special GOLD Cal Ripken Hall of Fame Baseball, with Display Case,---click HERE

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Marc Unger

We'll recap the KMS /Cal Ripken nite @ Camden Yards.

Baltimore Best!-------KMS Style.

Beth, I Hear You Calling --(but Gene and Paul sure aren't!)

Peter Criss one of the found members of KISS (he played the drums & sang on KISS' biggest hit 'Beth") called into the show this morning to talk about his new solo album "One for All" ---it comes out tomorrow.



Every Monday @ 6:40 we get our NASCAR fix from Donnie Neuenberger.







Southern Fried Comedienne Etta May told us about her comedy special "The Southern Fried Chicks" this weekend on CMT.



ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

A band that plays songs in the theme of Star Trek…..”Warp 11”

Legendary Orioles Baseball Manager Earl Weaver

Comedian Chelsea Handler

Married to a Rock Star

Slash's wife Perla Ferrar Hudson called to tells us about her upcoming appearance on E!'s True Hollywood Story: Rock Wives

Comedienne Erin Jackson stopped by the KMS Studios today- she is headlining

"Broad Minded Comedy"
Friday and Saturday nights 9 and 11pm
at Riot Act Comedy Club
202 625-6229 for tickets

We love to support local business' - JKruzEyewear is one of them.

Chris Toner stopped by and showcased some of their new sunglasses.

Oh....one more thing....the Colleen 'The Diva of the Dial Tone" wants a boob job!

NEXT WEEK ON KMS:

The former drummer of the Hottest Band in the World…..KISS!
Peter Criss.

A band that plays songs in the theme of Star Trek…..”Warp 11”

Legendary Orioles Baseball Manager Earl Weaver

Two very funny female comedians Chelsea Handler and Etta Mae.

Down and Out in Beverly Hills...errr…..Hawaii.

Nick Nolte at Kauai Airport Monday night passed out on the terminal floor.

According to fellow passengers, Nick was passing in and out of consciousness for more than two hours after their flight was delayed due to engine problems.



According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state -- chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn't entirely functional.



"At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine."






Comedian Bill Engvall called to talk about his new show aptly titled 'The Bill Engvall Show"-- Tuesday @ 9pm on TBS. It aired once- and it is TBS' third most-viewed show ever and the third-most viewed original comedy episode on basic cable. WOW!





Dr. Kim J. Hammond, The Chief Executive Officer of the Falls Road Animal Hospital, stopped by the KMS Studios to talk about the Michael Vick dog fighting controversy.

Baltimore County Executive Jim Smith called and gave us the details on this weekends

"Cal-e-br8-tion" in honor of cal's induction into the Hall of Fame.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

The winner of the Oxygen Network’s “So You Think You’re Funny?”
Comedian Erin Jackson

Baltimore’s Funniest Bartender Mike –T

Perla Ferrar (Slash’s Wife)
This weekend she’s appearing on the
E! Channel Special on Rock Wives

The Folks from J Kruz Eyewear

KMS Singing Bee for Virginfest tickets

Vick the Dick

Michael Vick, once considered a superstar in the making and a fresh face for the NFL in the 21st century, now is a defendant in a federal criminal indictment related to alleged dogfighting on his property in Surry County, Va.

A grand jury in Richmond yesterday indicted Vick and three other men. They are charged with competitive dogfighting, training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the enterprise across state lines.

Vick, 27, and his fellow defendants are alleged to have begun a fighting operation in 2001 in which dogs that lost but were not killed in the battle sometimes were eliminated by electrocution, drowning, hanging, gunshots or being banged on the ground.

Eight dogs allegedly were killed in April after being deemed unworthy to fight.

If you suspect someone of using dogs to fight ...or any other type of animal cruelty--

Call- -Animal Control of Baltimore County @ 410 887 5961.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:


Blue Collar Comedian Bill Engvall

County Executive Jim Smith with the details about ‘”Cal-a-br-8-tion”

Dr. Kim from Falls Road Animal Hospital

"Circuit Girls"

Skip Schwink is local reality t-v producer -he works on "Ace of Cakes" with our buddy Duff.

He stopped by the KMS Studios today to talk about a new reality t-v show that he is working on that showcases "Circuit Girls"-----(girls that spent their time entering modeling contests an appearing at events lookin HOT!)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Indy race car driver- Sara Fischer

The folks from J Kruz Eyewear

Tallest man, meet the smallest man.

56-year-old BAO XISHUN of Inner Mongolia, China, is the world's TALLEST man, at 7 feet, nine inches.

And, weirdly enough, he comes from the same part of Inner Mongolia as a guy who believes he's the world's SHORTEST man, 19-year-old He Pingping.

--Pingping is two feet, 4.74 inches. And last week, they actually met each other for the first time.

TOMORROW ON KMS:

The 'tender side' of KMS.

Will we have a winning season?

O's interim manager Dave Trembley called in to talk about the second half of the season.

America's Most Wanted's Jon Lieberman called in to give us the dirt on all the scumbags.

See ya Monday!

Prince Charles- Perv of Wales

Prince Charles led a proud awards ceremony honoring some of his troops in London today, but from the looks of things, it seems he was more interested in the booby prize!

Comedians T. Brad Hudson & Bird Knight stopped by the KMS studios to talk the open mic nite Sunday nites @ 9:30pm @ Damon's Grill in Hunt Valley.


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:


America’s Most Wanted’s Jon Lieberman

Baltimore's Funniest Bartender: Mike T

The girls from Monster Energy Drinks will be bringing some samples by

Another round of The KMS Singing Bee
with your chance to win Tix to sit in the KMS VIP Section @ Camden Yards on July 24th in celebration Cal's induction into the hall of fame.

Look What the Cat Dragged In!

Bret Michaels (lead singer of Poison) called into his favorite Baltimore morning show to talk about his new reality show on VH-1 "Rock of Love" & the new CD "Poison'd" a collection of some pretty cool cover songs.



Robert Wuhl (best know for his role on HBO's "Arli$$')- has a new special on HBO"Assume the Position 201"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:


Access Hollywood's Maria Menonous


Comedian T. Brad Hudson

Wanna hit like Ted Williams?

Mike Huber is a "Hitting Specialist"
Worked with John Henry Williams (Ted's Son) and got him to hit .296 in his last month of baseball (before he died.)

Reveals how the secrets of the greatest hitter of all time in his book: "Tapping into the Spirit of Ted Williams"

Kirk brought in the old slide projector this morning and showed pics from his vacation in Cancun....Mark also brought in pictures from his vacation ...on his couch.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Bret Michaels from Poison talks about his new reality show "Rock of Love"

Comedian Robert Wuhl - he has a new special on HBO.

Mr Kotter sez...'Welcome Back, KMS"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

A vacation slide show from Kirk's Mexican vacation.

Your chance to win Tix to sit in the KMS VIP Section @ Camden Yards on
July 24th in celebration of Cal's induction into the Hall of Fame.

Pro Hitting Instructor Mike Huber