Sir, Yes Sir!

Sargent Harvey Walden & Psychotherapist Stacy Kaiser from VH-1's Celebrity Fit Club called this morning to talk about the new season......'Screech' from '"Saved by the Bell" is on this season...so it's worth watching.



Comedian Kelly Terranova dropped by the KMS Studios this morning.
Check out his upcoming dates here.


...and Shamrock got engaged to his gal-pal Layla over the weekend.

Now the race is on to see who gets married first- Mark or Shamrock!


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:


Actor Don Cheadle

The late Warren Zevon's ex-wife Crystal Zevon

"Blood, Boobs & Beast" Director John Kinhart

The Mayor of Ocean City

The last leg...

KMS World Tour

Hightopps in Timonium 8pm to 11pm

BE THERE!

Dancing with Steve Sanders

Ian Ziering (best known as 'Steve Sanders' on Beverly Hills 90210) checked in this morning and talked about Dancing with the Stars...and Heather Mills getting the boot.

Dog Behaviorist Joy Freedman took calls this morning with us...most of the calls were about dog poop. Joy's website is www.4pawspetservices.com

Ranna Lanagan gave us all the info about ONE: The Campaign to Make Poverty History.- Bono will be talking to the kids on American Idol about the campaign tonight on "Idol Gives Back."

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

We'll find out how Kirk did @ DC's Funniest Radio Personality (Tonight @ The DC Improv.)

Mark's BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark got engaged over the weekend.------Congrats Buddy!

Comedian Jackie Mason & Super Layer Raoul Felder have written a new book together called "Schmucks!"- Kirk and Mark were not mentioned in the book.

If you've got an ODD talent we'd like to see it....show up @ The KMS World Tour - Thursday @ Hightopps in Timomium 8pm to 11pm. You'll win something cool!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Ian Ziering from Dancing with the Stars

Pet Expert Joy Freedman

Back Issues

Mark hurt his back over the weekend...Kirk thinks he's either gotten engaged or he bought a house- Find out Tuesday.

Desi Lydic- she's an improv actor that appears on the new show "The Real Wedding Crashers" - tonight @ 10pm on NBC.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Details on the final leg of the The KMS World Tour
@ Hightops in Timonium

Comedian Jackie Mason

Summer Health tips from our resident health expert Big Al

Jay El The Latest booted beauty from America's Next Top Model

The Third Leg....

Last nite was a BLAST out @ Della Rose's in White Marsh...it was Ladies' Nite and the feeling was right!

Dan Rodricks from The Baltimore Sun was there and we broke down the coverage on the nut job @ Virginia Tech.
Comedian Matt Kazam hung out all nite ...check out his the comedy contest that he's in and Vote for Him!!

We broke comedian Jimmy Merritt's cherry...it was his 1st time on the radio.- He's part of the Geek Comedy Tour.

The ALWAYS funny Pete Eibner was there too.

The World's Funniest Bartender -Mike T brought the funny.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

We're goin old school with Jackie Mason & Mickey Rooney.

Details on the final leg of our World Tour...last stop- Hightops!

Seeya Sanjaya!

American Idol will now be boooooooooring that Sanjaya has gotten the boot.

Comedian Greg Giraldo called in to preview his gigs this weekend @ The DC Improv.

Hugh Sisson from Clipper City Beer brought some beers by and talked about the Baltimore Pyrate Invasion.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Replay of The KMS World Tour
@ Della Rose’s in White Marsh

Thank God You're Here!

Dave Foley (best known for his days with Kids in the Hall , NewsRadio and the voice of 'Flik in "A Bug's Life" & ) called in to talk about a cool new improv show on NBC-

'Thank God You're Here"

Kirk and Shamrock's debate over whether Black Sabbath's best days were with either Dio or Ozzy continued.

The phone lines blew up when we chatted about the two 16 year olds that put caustic cleaner on a kids sliding board, and subsequently gave a 2 year old severe burns.

Everyone agreed that Sanjaya really stunk up the joint last nite on Idol.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Greg Giraldo

Hugh Sisson from Clipper City Beer

One of the peeps from "The REAL Wedding Crashers"

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

-Harriet Beecher Stowe

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O's Broadcaster Jim Hunter stopped by the KMS Studios this morning

...he talked about the O's 4 game win streak his upcoming roast - (Hosted by Kirk and Mark)

Here's all the info:

Join the Orioles, MASN, and WHFS Radio for a night of laughs at the Jim Hunter Charity Roast, Sunday, May 6th at 7 p.m. at the Baltimore Comedy Factory.

HFS Morning Show Personalities Kirk & Mark will be your hosts as celebrity guests, including Kevin Millar and Sam Perlozzo, take turns roasting Jim.

Tickets are $50 and all proceeds benefit Johns Hopkins Pediatric Oncology Friends for Children's Cancer Research.

For more information call 443-277-2712. or click HERE for tix.

Whitney, the latest booted beauty from America's Next Top Model called in------and we asked her questions about her show that none of us have seen.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

From 'Thank God You're Here" Dave Foley.

Comedian Jackie Mason

KMS World Tour Stop #2- Greene Turtle - Fells Point

KMS is taking their show on the road and we want you to help celebrate.

Every Thursday night in April KMS will be broadcasting live from a select location around Baltimore.

KMS wants to thank everyone for coming to them by coming to you!

Join KMS and the rest of the HFS crew this Thursday night April 12th as the World Tour rocks on at the Greene Turtle in Fells Point starting at 8pm.

Listen to KMS for all locations.

Tell your friends, rest up and get ready to party!

Presented by Miller Lite.

Greene Turtle - Fells Point

722 S. Broadway

Baltimore

(410) 342-4222

http://www.thegreeneturtle.com/

Fayed is DEAD!

Abu Fayed' (played by Adoni Maropis) the bad guy on "24" was killed by

....guess who.......Jack Bauer.

We spoke to Adoni this morning to see what he will be up to next.

As we love to do...we spoke to 'Sara' the latest booted beauty from

"America's Next Top Model" --- a show that we still have not seen.

Mark St. John (former guitarist for KISS) ..we hardly knew ye!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Colin Quinn

Brad Sherwood (Whose Line is it Anyway)

Professional Pool Player
Ewa Maytaya Laurance

Details on the second stop on
The KMS World Tour
Thursday @ The Green Turtle in Fells Point.

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We spoke with The Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet- Cindy Margolis, she's on the cover of Playboy's Sexy 100 Issue.

Kevin Dillon- he plays "Johnny Drama" on HBO's 'Entourage" called in this morning.....

(He revealed that he like to get with Jessica Alba.....but don't' tell his wife!)

Kirk ALMOST took his shirt off while co hosting on The Anita Marks Show yesterday afternoon.

Mark has a cavity....his first.

Shamrock can't wait til Friday.....

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Replay of Thursday nights KMS World Tour Show @ The House of Rock in White Marsh.

Ace Cream

American Idol Season 5 contestant Ace Young stopped by the KMS Studio this morning, he's the Official Spokesperson for Edy's "American Idol" Ice Cream.

The hotness that IS Rosario Dawson called and talked about "Grindhouse" & working with Quentin Tarantino.

Even though none of us on the show has EVER seen America's Next Top Model, we STILL spoke to the latest booted beauty Diana...(Oh, Candy!)

Kid actor Josh Hutcherson -dialed us up and previewed his new movie "Firehouse Dog"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

'Johnny Drama'- Kevin Dillon from HBO's "Entourage"

Orioles Road update from Amber Theoharis

and the final details on THE KMS WORLD TOUR -

(first stop is Thursday April 5th @ The House of Rock!)

Morning Constitutions

A long, long, long-time friend of the show...Larry the Cable Guy called in (after every member of the show harassed him with repeated phone calls.) Larry talked about his new CD (that comes out today) "Morning Constitutions" and his upcoming film "Delta Farce"

We spoke with Sydney Poitier......no it's not who you think...Sydney is Sidney Poitier's daughter and she is an actress and appears in the film "Grindhouse".

Speaking of Grindhouse....he have a winner in our make a KMS/Grindhouse commercial---Mike McReady of Glen Burnie. (We'll post the winning entry soon)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

The latest booted beauty from
America’s Next Top Model

We'll Review American Idol & Dancing with the Stars

More details on the first date of The KMS World Tour

Thursday LIVE @ The House of Rock.

Time to dust off the old glove....

It's finally here...OPENING DAY...although it's been 30 years since the O's DID NOT open the season at home.

Catch all the action today on WHFS 1057- pre game @ 6:35pm --first pitch @ 7:35pm.

Film director Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, Spy Kids, Sin City) called and talked about on of the most anticipated films of the year...GRINDHOUSE.

We talked crab with Captain Blake Painter from The Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch".

Next time use spell check when you spell West V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a...see below:

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

A LONGTIME friend of KMS....Larry The Cable Guy.

Sydney Poitier...daughter of legendary actor Sidney Poitier.

Shamrock reviews the Christina Aguilera show that his girlfriend is making him go to.

A sneek peek @ the final season of The Sopranos.