An Ass Kicking Time!

Bryan Inagaki the Chief Instructor of Krav Maga Maryland stopped by the KMS Studios to show the team some self defense techniques.

We took your calls the UGLIEST cars in history: Here's the list from Business Week Magazine:

--CHEVROLET CHEVETTE

--FORD EDSEL

--AMC MATADOR

--CHEVROLET CORVAIR

--AMC GREMLIN

--CHEVROLET VEGA

--PONTIAC AZTEK

--FORD PINTO

--YUGO

--AMC PACER

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YOU could join The Kirk and Mark Fantasy Football League...just come up with the best name for your team.

We got SPANKED!

30 to 3...'nuff said.






We spoke with Bill Hader from "Saturday Nite Live" & the #1 movie in America "Superbad."


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Americas Most Wanted’s Jon Lieberman

Comedian Marc Unger

Former Adult Actress trying to launch a singing career
Spontaneus Xtasy

Scott Baio (VH-1’s “Scott Baio is 45 and single”)

The Ace of Cakes!

Duff from Charm City Cakes and The Learning Channel's "Ace of Cakes" stopped by the KMS Studios. He said that he will be doing the cake for Mark & Highly's wedding.

We spoke with Doug Benson (the latest booted comic from "Last Comic Standing"

The tour from the show will be at the Lyric on September 30th

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Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson
The Light Heavyweight Champion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship

Kirk sings the National Anthem @ The O’s Game

Bill Hader from the #1 movie "Superbad" and Saturday Nite Live

Vanilla Ice

Bel Air Skating Superstar Kimmie Meissner this morning and she told us all about her
"Angels on Ice" event @ 1st Mariner Arena this weekend.

Our resident Dog Behaviorist Joy Freedman took calls this morning

(lots of Michael Vick comments) you can reach her @ 4 Paws Pet Services.

You've GOT to see this video that is all over the web--

By: Tay Zonday: "Chocolate Rain"

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Doug Benson (booted from “Last Comic Standing”)

Duff from “Ace of Cakes”

Where "doesn't" she have a tattoo?

Kat VonD from L.A. Ink called in to tell us about her new tattoo show on The Learning Channel (is there a better place to learn about tattoos?)

Kirk found out that he cannot shoot vultures on his property.

Mark burped the alphabet this morning.

Shamrock did NOT win "Bet the Box Office"


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Skating Champ Kimmie Meissner

The Coach Potato Workout.

The Doctor is in....way in.

Dr. Love (aka Kirk McEwen) dispensed his relationship advice when it come to 'closing the deal'

KMS' own Spiritual Guide Nancy Fox took calls from this and other worlds.

You can reach her by email @ spiritsense_1@msn.com

We FINALLY finished the Kirk and Mark Spelling Bee

(Kirk won by correctly spelling EUNUCH. (YOU-nick)

Definition: a male who had had his testicles removed

ON NEXT WEEKS KMS:

Figure Skating Champ Kimmie Meissner

Doug Benson the latest booted comedian from “Last Comic Standing”

Duff from Ace of Cakes

Lessons in the art of Krav Maga

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

Kirk sings the National Anthem @ an Orioles Game

LIVE from Ravens Training Camp!

Coach Billick

KMS Favorite Matt Stover

and Bart Scott...(he's got new show right here on WHFS)

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Visit from Dr. Love
…he’s got the cure you’re thinking of

Baltimore’s funniest bartender Mike T

Spiritual Medium
Nancy Fox will take you calls

Former writer for Sex & The City
Comedian Greg Berhendt

The 22nd Annual Kirk and Mark
Burping Contest

Have you seen this man?

He looks an awful lot like one of our favorite comedians Pete Eibner.

Kristin Gore....(yes one of Al's daughters) called in to talk about her new book
"Sammy's House"

We spoke with Debra DiGiovanni, the latest booted comedian from "Last Comic Standing"

Back by popular demand....The KMS Spelling Bee!

It ended in a tie seems Kirk and Mark know a thing or two about sexual deviance.

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LIVE and DIRECT from Ravens Training Camp

Smell what the Rock is cookin!

We spoke to our guy Rock from "Hell's Kitchen" ---He WON last nite!!!
250K and a deal to be a chef in Las Vegas---CONGRATS

We found this picture (on myspace) of The Diva of the Dial tone -Colleen kissing a girl.

She also admitted to showering with another girl.

Funny man Pete Eibner hung out all morning long...
You can catch him at Breakaway's Bar and Grill in Essex on September 8th.

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Debra DiGiovanni (Eliminated from "Last Comic Standing")


The daughter of former vice president Al Gore----Kristen Gore.


The return of the KMS Spelling Bee

Purple Haze!

Join Kirk and Mark at Mother’s Purple Patio Presented by Coors Light.

We'll kick off the Ravens Pre-Season this Monday!

The party starts at 4:30.Game Time 7pm Ravens Vs. Eagles.
Mother’s is open before, during and after every Ravens Home Game.

Mother’s is located at: 1113 South Charles Street (right next to the Cross Street market)
Music on the patio.

Prizes and lots of fun with HFS and Kirk and Mark.

Presented by Coors Light!


Paul Mittermeier with the Ed Block Foundation stopped by to tell us about the Mini Golf tournament this weekend.

We spoke with D.C. 's own -Chef Rock (one of two finalists from "Hells Kitchen" )...the finale is tonight @ 9pm on FOX.


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The winning chef from “Hell’s Kitchen”


Comedian Pete Eibner

It's "Halloween" with Rob Zombie & Danny Trejo

This morning was a bit odd as far as interviews goes...first we spoke with actor Danny Trejo from the remake of the classic "Halloween"

.......only problem was that he was half asleep during the interview....so Shamrock dug up

Rob Zombie's cell phone number-

...then we talked to Rob about the film and got a much better understanding of what the remake is all about.

We chatted with Kevin Millar's wife Jeanna Millar (pronounced “Gina”) about The 21st annual Baltimore Orioles Food Drive.

The Food Drive will take place this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, at Camden Yards.

Orioles Wives, Oriole Advocates, MASN and WJZ-TV personalities will collect non-perishable food items for the Maryland Food Bank prior to the Baltimore Orioles' games against the Boston Red Sox.

Friday's game is scheduled for 7:05 p.m., Saturday's contest will start at 3:55 p.m., and Sunday's game will begin at 1:35 p.m.

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Join Us Monday as we kick off the “Purple Haze Tailgating Party”
@ The Purple Patio at Mother’s- The party starts at 4:30pm.

We’ll be out in Westminster for Ravens Training Camp

Debra DiGiovanni (she was Eliminated from "Last Comic Standing")

The return of the KMS Spelling Bee

"Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow"

Dweezil Zappa son of the late great Frank Zappa is @ Ram's Head LIVE tonight on the

Zappa Plays Zappa Tour De Frank.

Dweezil and his band will be performing some of the classic Zappa tunes.

Karen & Bill Davidson from Harley-Davidson called us from Sturgis Motorcycle Rally to talk about all the big events in South Dakota on it's 67th Anniversary.

Comedian Greg Pahanish dropped by the KMS Studios to tickle our funny bone.

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Actor Danny Trejo from the Rob Zombie remake of “Halloween”

Baltimore’s Funniest Bartender Mike T

Kevin Millar’s wife Gina she’ll be on to talk about the Orioles food drive this weekend @ Camden Yards

Boooooooooooooooooooo!

756....big deal.

We spoke with Dante...he was booted from Last Comic Standing...check out his comedy HERE

Arin Assero from The International Myeloma Foundation stopped by the KMS Studios to talk about their event @ Johns Hopkins tomorrow.

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Thursday is Frank Zappa Day in Baltimore...we'll talk to Dweezil Zappa.

Comedian Greg Pahanish

Live from The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

Karen and Bill Davidson, from
Harley-Davidson Motor Company

"I am OZ!!!!!...the great and powerful"

Hope you enjoyed 'The Kirk and Mark Show Rewind"

We are back LIVE today with a FRESH episode...

What happened over vacation???

Kirk (partially) pooped in his car.

Mark vacationed in New England with wicked retarded kids selling fireworks.

Shamrock explained how our boss "The Great a & Powerful Oz" had the coffee machines removed from the building.

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Dante from Last Comic Standing

Help us name our Tailgate Party @ Mother's Purple Patio.