In response to Ed Norris’ plan to combat the increasing crime problem that plagues Baltimore- KMS has come up with a counter-response.Here now- FIVE REASONS WHY CRIME IS IMPORTANT to Baltimore-
1) It is ENGRAINED into our economy. Without crime- funeral homes, people who sell windows, even aluminum light post manufacturers would find themselves out of work.
2) Without crime we raise a generation of WUSSIES! It makes our youth tough- tough enough to compete in this global economy.
3) We’re all tired of DUNDALK jokes.
4) We can’t let the bastards in NEW ORLEANS win. If you’re gonna do something- do it right and be the ABSOLUTE best!
5) Without crime- what else would ED NORRIS have to talk about.
There will be no press conference or television interviews granted to discuss this further.
Mike Pressler (Former Lacrosse Coach @ Duke) called in to talk about his new book:
It's Not About the Truth:
The Untold Story of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case and the Lives It Shattered.
The Untold Story of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case and the Lives It Shattered.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:
WJZ’s Richard Sher
The KMS Poet Laureate- Barbara DeCeasar
What’s Your Point??
The KMS Poet Laureate- Barbara DeCeasar
What’s Your Point??
