Would You Do Mona????

Click HERE to listen and find out who you'd do?

Sean 'Jokes' Savoy and Mike Shader from Taglines Comedy Club in Columbia hung out this morning.

Mark had the least pints last week in our Fantasy League...so he had to make the show food.

He did not.....his girl Highly did....she make some KICK ASS Beef stew!

'Hanz' and some fine Oktoberfest beauties dropped by the studio to tells us about

The Maryland Brewers Oktoberfest on Saturday.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

ESPN 1300’s Anita Marks

Baltimore Blast Coach Danny Kelly

Spiritual Guide Nancy Fox

Scott McBrien will preview of Terps vs. Virginia Cavaliers

Classic Cut Conundrum- Kirk's turn to stump Mark.

WTF Wolfgang?????????

We spoke with Superstar Chef Wolfgang Puck for 1 minute and forty one seconds....and we could not understand a single thing that he said.

Shamrock's Vegas Bachelor Party Recap:

50 lapdances

27 Coronas

$400 personally lost on gambling (one guy in the party lost 6 grand on two hands of blackjack)

1 best man almost died on the plane ride back to Baltimore (intestinal virus)

A time that will NEVER be forgotten..........PRICELESS

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Mark had the lowest points in Fantasy Football- so he's making a covered dish.

Taste-testing with Greg from Maryland Brewer’s Oktoberfest

Comedian Sean JOKES Savoy

The Tenderside of KMS

Bonds Girl

Kim Bell - Barry Bonds’ former mistress (and she's in the month issue of Playboy) called the show to dish all the details about the cream and the clear.

We talked to Nicole Burlew is running for Mayor of Aberdeen ....and she' only 19 YEARS OLD!

The Classic Cut Conundrum- (picked by Mark) was The Escape Club: "Wild Wild West"

We took your call about Yankees announcer Suzyn Waldman she cried on the air after the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs: Click here to hear her sobbing

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

ESPN’s Sean “Big Mouth” Salisbury

Actor Peter Gallagher

Strip Club etiquette with Dr. Love

Comedian Tom Cotter – Magooby’s Joke House

Actor Sean Astin

Know Thy Neighbor

Great website to check out: http://www.rottenneighbor.com/ it's where you can post stuff about your neighbor and read about others.

We spoke to a long time friend of the show -comedian Todd Glass-- he is at the DC Improv this weekend.

Dave Rodman the announcer stopped by from The Maryland Million (which is this weekend @ Laurel Park.)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Anita Marks – ESPN 1300 & MASN

Kim Bell - Playboy Model & Barry Bonds’ former mistress

Classic Cut Conundrum (Mark’s turn to stump Kirk)

Mind the Gap!

Future Football Hall of Michael Strahan of the New York Football Giants has a new book out: "Inside the Helmet" we spoke to him about writing it & his relationship with Coach Tom Coughlin.

"The Curse of Mike Mussina" lives on! (Ever since Mussina joined the Yankees- they have NOT won the World Series)........Sorry Yankees.

Comedian Matt Kazam hung out in studio all morning.

Thanks to all of the callers who suggested music for Shamrock's Wedding.

If you have any other ideas email shamrock@whfs.com

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Todd Glass – DC Improv
Uri Gellar- Mentalist

Amber-iffic!

Amber Theoharis is finished covering the O's for the season....so she's back on "The "A" List Weeknights @ 8pm on FM Talk 1057.

The curse has been lifted from us.-- We can continue to play "I'm Matt Stover"-

since he did the ONLY scoring for the Ravens on Sunday.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

NY Giants Michael Strahan
Baltimore Ravens Bart Scott

Comedian Matt Kazam

The KING of Boxing

Legendary boxing promoter Don King joined the show to talk about boxing this weekend on Showtime.

Scott McBrien gave us a preview of the Terps vs Georgia Tech.

Mike Gibbons (Executive Director of The Sports Legend Museum) talked about a great upcoming event: 'Thanks Art!. A Celebration of Art Modell"

Funnyman (and Bill Cowher look a like)Pete Eibner was cracking us up all morning...he even had Don King convinced that he was taking to Shannon Sharpe & Art Modell.

Catch Pete @ The Comedy Factory on Tuesday.

We spoke to Kenny Rogerson he's @ Magooby's Joke House this weekend.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

ESPN’s Sean “Big Mouth” Salisbury weekend NFL Picks

Dr. Love