An Ass Kicking Time!

Bryan Inagaki the Chief Instructor of Krav Maga Maryland stopped by the KMS Studios to show the team some self defense techniques.

We took your calls the UGLIEST cars in history: Here's the list from Business Week Magazine:

--CHEVROLET CHEVETTE

--FORD EDSEL

--AMC MATADOR

--CHEVROLET CORVAIR

--AMC GREMLIN

--CHEVROLET VEGA

--PONTIAC AZTEK

--FORD PINTO

--YUGO

--AMC PACER

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

YOU could join The Kirk and Mark Fantasy Football League...just come up with the best name for your team.

We got SPANKED!

30 to 3...'nuff said.






We spoke with Bill Hader from "Saturday Nite Live" & the #1 movie in America "Superbad."


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:


Americas Most Wanted’s Jon Lieberman

Comedian Marc Unger

Former Adult Actress trying to launch a singing career
Spontaneus Xtasy

Scott Baio (VH-1’s “Scott Baio is 45 and single”)

The Ace of Cakes!

Duff from Charm City Cakes and The Learning Channel's "Ace of Cakes" stopped by the KMS Studios. He said that he will be doing the cake for Mark & Highly's wedding.

We spoke with Doug Benson (the latest booted comic from "Last Comic Standing"

The tour from the show will be at the Lyric on September 30th

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson
The Light Heavyweight Champion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship

Kirk sings the National Anthem @ The O’s Game

Bill Hader from the #1 movie "Superbad" and Saturday Nite Live

Vanilla Ice

Bel Air Skating Superstar Kimmie Meissner this morning and she told us all about her
"Angels on Ice" event @ 1st Mariner Arena this weekend.

Our resident Dog Behaviorist Joy Freedman took calls this morning

(lots of Michael Vick comments) you can reach her @ 4 Paws Pet Services.

You've GOT to see this video that is all over the web--

By: Tay Zonday: "Chocolate Rain"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Doug Benson (booted from “Last Comic Standing”)

Duff from “Ace of Cakes”

Where "doesn't" she have a tattoo?

Kat VonD from L.A. Ink called in to tell us about her new tattoo show on The Learning Channel (is there a better place to learn about tattoos?)

Kirk found out that he cannot shoot vultures on his property.

Mark burped the alphabet this morning.

Shamrock did NOT win "Bet the Box Office"


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Skating Champ Kimmie Meissner

The Coach Potato Workout.

The Doctor is in....way in.

Dr. Love (aka Kirk McEwen) dispensed his relationship advice when it come to 'closing the deal'

KMS' own Spiritual Guide Nancy Fox took calls from this and other worlds.

You can reach her by email @ spiritsense_1@msn.com

We FINALLY finished the Kirk and Mark Spelling Bee

(Kirk won by correctly spelling EUNUCH. (YOU-nick)

Definition: a male who had had his testicles removed

ON NEXT WEEKS KMS:

Figure Skating Champ Kimmie Meissner

Doug Benson the latest booted comedian from “Last Comic Standing”

Duff from Ace of Cakes

Lessons in the art of Krav Maga

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

Kirk sings the National Anthem @ an Orioles Game

LIVE from Ravens Training Camp!

Coach Billick

KMS Favorite Matt Stover

and Bart Scott...(he's got new show right here on WHFS)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Visit from Dr. Love
…he’s got the cure you’re thinking of

Baltimore’s funniest bartender Mike T

Spiritual Medium
Nancy Fox will take you calls

Former writer for Sex & The City
Comedian Greg Berhendt

The 22nd Annual Kirk and Mark
Burping Contest