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Yippie Ki Yay Motherf+cker Part Four

Mary Elizabeth Winstead from the Bruce Willis film "Live Free or Die Hard" called in to preview the film that comes out today.

Local comedian - Brett The Irish Comic- hung out in the KMS Studio this morning...we welcomed him with open arms since he's been banned from that other station.

We spoke to Comedian & "Whose Line is it Anyway” alum - Greg Proops - he is at the DC Improv this weekend

Show Them to Me !!!!

We spoke with Dave Miller creator of The Jingle Jugs. They're a must have in the game room or in the bar. Put 'em in your home office or garage and liven up your workspace. Put a new top on 'em to match the season. Mount 'em next to your trophies in the game room - after all, it's the Trophy Rack You've Always Wanted!

You can also "Send a Rack to Iraq," it's a unique and light-hearted effort to help raise the spirits of military personnel stationed abroad. Commencing immediately, anyone who purchases a set of Jingle Jugs may buy a second set, for an additional rate of only $32.99 (shipping is included), to send to a soldier in Iraq. Jingle Jugs purchased for Soldiers based in Iraq will be shipped to random soldiers identified from a list posted on AnySoldier.com.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

From the film "Live Free or Die Hard" Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Comedian Greg Proops- "Whose Line is it Anyway”

Baltimore funny guy -Brett The Irish Comic

5 Reasons Why Crime is Important to Baltimore

In response to Ed Norris’ plan to combat the increasing crime problem that plagues Baltimore- KMS has come up with a counter-response.

Here now- FIVE REASONS WHY CRIME IS IMPORTANT to Baltimore-

1) It is ENGRAINED into our economy. Without crime- funeral homes, people who sell windows, even aluminum light post manufacturers would find themselves out of work.

2) Without crime we raise a generation of WUSSIES! It makes our youth tough- tough enough to compete in this global economy.

3) We’re all tired of DUNDALK jokes.

4) We can’t let the bastards in NEW ORLEANS win. If you’re gonna do something- do it right and be the ABSOLUTE best!

5) Without crime- what else would ED NORRIS have to talk about.


There will be no press conference or television interviews granted to discuss this further.

Mike Pressler (Former Lacrosse Coach @ Duke) called in to talk about his new book:

It's Not About the Truth:
The Untold Story of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case and the Lives It Shattered.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

WJZ’s Richard Sher

The KMS Poet Laureate- Barbara DeCeasar

What’s Your Point??

Get your swerve on @ Red Eye's Dock Bar!

Kirk is @ Red Eye's Dock Bar EVERY Sunday this Summer for the Bikini Contest.

.....you should be too!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Mike Pressler (former coach of the Duke Lacrosse Team)

Shamrock's New Persian Wife - Layla

Sam we hardly knew ye.

O's manager Sam Perlozzo was let go yesterday...not really surprising. A great guy who was in a tuff situation.

Deputy Travis Junior from Reno 911: Miami The Movie called in and told us that he has his fingers crossed in hopes that Baltimore will solve its crime problem.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

What is the Age of Love.....is a 75 year old prostitute too old?

How'd you like to play for the Baltimore Bay Lions Basketball team?

What are MEN thinking?....KMS has the answers.

Sam we hardly knew ye.

Yowza Yowza Yowza!

Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer & Playboy Model Amanda Beard called in this morning

.......ooofa that body is rockin'.

BMX God Ryan Nyquist stopped by the KMS Studios this morning a taught Mark how to use his breaks. Ryan is @ The AST Dew Tour @ The Camden Yards Sports Complex this weekend.

Kirk wore a cowboy hat today.

Mark almost choked on a pretzel.

Shamrock DID NOT shank a goat at his Persian Wedding.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Deputy Travis Junior from Reno 911

We’ll review the American Film Institute’s Top 100 Movies of all time.

What’s Your Point?

The TRUTH is out there

Spiritual Guide Nancy Fox-came by the KMS Studios and took your calls.

You can reach her via email: spiritsense_1@msn.com

Comedian Daniel Tosh previewed his Comedy Central Special this Sunday @ 10pm

Betsey Hasselbeck (Mom to Matt & Tim ...and Mother in Law of Elizabeth)- she is involved with a great organization that does background checks on youth football coaches- Click here for info:USA Football

This Weekend:

Kirk will be Drrrty Drrrty

Mark will be sweating on the coach

Shamrock will be getting married....kinda

NEXT WEEK ON KMS:

Olympic Gold Medalist in Swimming
& Playboy cover girl Amanda Beard

Deputy Travis Junior from Reno 911

BMX Superstar Ryan Nyquist

One of the funniest in the game...

Comedian Robert Schimmel cracked us up this morning - He's @ The DC Improv this weekend- check him out.

Carol Barbee the executive Producer of the ONCE canceled 'Jericho' spoke with us about the campaign that saved the show as well as the remaining episodes.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Daniel Tosh

Spiritual Cleaner Nancy Fox

Vince McMahon...we hardly knew ye????

The flames have been extinguished, but the Pennsylvania air remains thick with fear and uncertainty following Mr. McMahon’s presumed death from an apparent limousine explosion on Raw Monday night.

For a long time to come, fans who attended the televised event in Scranton will not be able to extinguish the all-too-vivid memories of a thunderous explosion outside the arena, a white stretch vehicle engulfed in flames…and, according to one eyewitness, a seared corpse hanging outside the limo.

Ant from "Last Comic Standing" previewed the shows upcoming season.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Robert Schimmel

An Executive Producer from the recently resurrected
CBS television show “Jericho”

One of our favorite local comedians Pete Eibner

...live together in perfect harmony

Ebony and Ivory

Live together in perfect harmony

Side by side on my piano keyboard Oh Lord, why don't we ?

We all know that people are the samewherever you go

There's good and bad in everyone

We learn to live, we learn to give each other What we need to survive Together alive

Ebony and Ivory

Live together in perfect harmony

Side by side on my piano keyboard

Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony Ebony, Ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the samewherever you go

There's good and bad in everyone

We learn to live, we learn to give each other

What we need to survive

Together alive

Ebony and Ivory

Live together in perfect harmony

Side by side on my piano keyboard Oh Lord, why don't we ?
Side by side on my piano keyboard Oh Lord, why don't we ?

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony

Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony...

THE SOPRANOS SUCKED.

Bottom Line. Yeh...some called David Chase brilliant. I say he was lazy. For the last 8 years I've invested my life into the life of the North Jersey crime family. I've given the show high accolades for in your face tv that was better than reality because it was VERY real. I've forgiven the Sopranos for past transgressions that left us hanging with no conclusion. But now...David Chase went and asked us to make the supreme television sacrifice. WE had to complete the last episode's ending in our minds. He copped out by leaving us in a suspended state of what I called SOPRANOS INTERRUPTUS. Lotsa build up..no climax. And its not the first time it was all tease and no orgasm. Remember waiting a year and a half for a new season...or how many months for these lame final 6? I'm surprised David Chase isn't chafed after his collective dry humping of America! HBO- I want my money back. Better yet, I want you to pay all of us who watched since ultimately we had to write the ending to what was a great series.

Sopranus Interruptus

Well, The Soprano's finale was last nite and judging by your calls, most of Baltimore was pretty disappointed with the 'non-ending-ending'.

Donnie Neuenberger gave us a recap of the short race @ Pocono.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

What's Your Point!

Giggity Giggity Giggity!

Everyone loves a little Quagmire in the morning!

Gift Expert Victoria Pericon called and gave out tips for Father's Day.

We took YOUR calls on how The Soprano's will end.- Season finale is Sunday @ 9pm.

NEXT WEEK ON KMS:

----It's Comedians Week!----

Comedian Robert Schimmel

One of our favorite local comedians- Pete Eibner

From Last Comic Standing & Celebrity Fit Club- Ant

Comedian Daniel Tosh

Wait a minute.....YOU were a CHOCOLATEER????????

Today we learned:

Kirk LOVES Apple-tinis

Mark used to be in the Hershey Chocolateer Marching Band

Shamrock has NEVER had sex at work

Steve Wilkos (the bouncer from The Jerry Springer Show) will have a new talk show in the fall and he called to preview it and reminisce about hanging with K & M @ the 2131 game.

John Zieman from The Ravens Marching Band stopped by the KMS Studios-
they are recruiting new new members- so why doncha try out?

Comedian Matt Kazam hung out in the KMS Studio all morning. -

He hosts really great stand-up seminars- check them out HERE.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Last minute Father's Day gift ideas.

Who's Your Daddy?

Christie Deering is DNA Case Manager @ Chromosomal Laboratories, Inc. in Arizona -we called her to get info on the contest that they are having where the prize is a FREE paternity test ...just in time for Father's Day!
They are accepting entries via phone: 877-434-0292 or email:
info@chromosomal-labs.com

Gina Glocksen called KMS to talk about the American Idol Tour (she made it to the Top 10 this season on A.I.) The tour comes to the 1st Mariner Arena on September 19th.

A guys who's done it all, Pat Croce , gave us a preview of this season of American Inventor.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Comedian Matt Kazam

John Ziemann -- Director of the Ravens Marching Band

Comedian John Witherspoon

Steve Wilkos- (The bouncer from Jerry Springer)

The Hair Raising World of Phil Spector

We spoke Mick Brown- Author of "Tearing Down the Wall of Sound" -
it's an expose on Phil Spector- interesting read from a man who did the last interview with
Phil before he ALLEGEDLY shot a woman.

Barley Scotch from (a longtime favorite of KMS) Hayseed Dixie called into the show (after a good nite of drinking) Recently you've heard us play their soon to be summer classic:

"I'd Love to Eat Your Bar-B-Que"

Wanna send a letter to Paris Hilton in Jail???

Here's the address:

Paris Hilton #981873

PO BOX 86164

Terminal Annex

Los Angeles, CA 90086 0164


Piers Morgan (he's one of the judges on "America's Got Talent" told us what it's like to work withe Jerry Springer, Shaaaaaaaaaron Osbourne and The Hof.

and finally - we revisited and ol show favorite "What's Your Point!"


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

How’d you like to win a Free DNA Paternity Test for Father’s Day!

Pat Croce from American Inventor

Jason & Grant from the Sci-Fi Channel’s "Ghost Hunters"

And we’ll get all touchy feely with the
Lighter Side of KMS

For Chrissakes EAT SOMETHING!

Nicole Richie........................needs to eat.
Marla Maples (Donald Trump's Ex) talked a bit of smack about 'The Donald" and discussed her show "The Ex-Wives Club"

'Rock' is an Executive Chef @ B. Smith's in D.C. and is a contestant on "Hell's Kitchen" this season- he talked to us about his speciality dishes.

The lovely Adriana Costa (Host of FOX's "On the Lot" ) explained to us what the show is all about.
Today is Confession Monday (it's where we take your calls and you confess to something that you've done and we give you a nice prize.)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Piers Morgan serves as a judge on
“America’s Got Talent,”

Journalist Mick Brown,
he has a new book about Phil Spector

Barley Scotch from Hayseed Dixie

And the RETURN OF What’s Your Point!

The Original Working Class Dog~

Mr "Jesse's Girl"- Rick Springfield called in today- He's @ Pier Six tonight.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

Robbyne Kaamil "The Advice Diva" stopped by the KMS Studios-

straight talk from a straight woman???

Have you ever made a hole-in-one----Mancil Davis- has made 51 of them.

He's at The Baltimore Million Dollar Hole In One Shootout @ Diamond Ridge Golf Club in Windsor Mill this weekend.

ON NEXT WEEKS KMS:

The former Mrs. Trump--Marla Maples “Ex Wives Club”

‘Rock’ he’s a contestant on the reality cooking t-v show ‘Hells Kitchen”

Jason & Grant from The Sci Fi Channels “Ghost Hunters”

John Zieman
The Director of the Ravens Marching Band

Piers Morgan serves as a judge on “America’s Got Talent,”

British journalist Mick Brown, he has a new book about Phil Spector

Adriana Costa- She’s the host of FOX’s
“On The Lot”

Gift Ideas for Father’s Day

One of our favorite bands---Hayseed Dixie.