Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Yeeeeeeeah TERPS!


Voice of the Terps....and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Johnny Holliday called in this morning to preview the Maryland vs Duke game tonight.

Check out the KMS Theater.....interesting video of Tyra Banks groping American Idol's Katherine McPhee.

Todd dropped by and talked about his clothing line.....Alke: The Official Sportswear of the Drinking Athlete.

Actor Eric Stoltz called in to tells us about his appearance on NBC's "Medium".....and that he doesn't watch t-v or go to the movies.

Dennis Hof Owner & Operator of the Bunny Ranch- his show "Cathouse" also airs on HBO.


TOMORROW on KMS:

In honor of the FIRST O's game to be broadcast on WHFS.....we're cookin hot dogs in the parking lot.

Loyola Coach Jimmy Patsos

Mark goes to Traffic Court

Playboy Bunny & "Girl Next Door" Bridget Marquet

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Go Kirkster, It's Your Birthday!


Kirk celebrated his 37th????? birthday today....so in his honor, we played a lot of Journey.


Inside Edition's Deborah Norville checked in and didn't sugar coat her review of The Oscars.


Washington County Republican Leroy Myers is trying to ban fake "bull testicles" from hangin off the back of your truck.

So we decided to talk to Pamela Campbell who is the owner of bullsballs.com to get her side of the story.


TOMORROW on KMS:

Voice of the Terps…..Johnny Holliday

Owner of Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Dennis Hof

Star of Pulp Fiction & Mask ----Actor Eric Stoltz

Alke-The Official Sportswear of the Drinking Athlete


Monday, February 26, 2007

"Happy Feet"


....and the Number One fetish in the world is (drum roll please) FEET!

It sucks to be American Idol contestant Antonella Barba.

Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart gave us the skinny on what happened at the Oscar's last nite.

Kirk came up with a new catch-phrase a soon will be sweeping the nation:
Instead of saying "bookmark it" try saying "KirkMark it."
Your friends will thank you.

Over the weekend:
Kirk had a cigarette.
Mark spent all weekend on the couch watching t-v.
Shamrock unpacked boxes that he moved from D.C.

TOMORROW on KMS:
Inside Edition's Deborah Norville
The owner of Bulls Balls
Comedian Matt Kazam

Friday, February 23, 2007

Catch the spirit.


Nancy Fox (our resident Spirit Cleaner) did reading for the show & listeners.

If you'd like a reading from her email her @ spiritsense_@msn.com

(Note: she is already book thru March 7th)

Comedian Pete Eibner hung out all morning.

You can catch him @ Kent Island Yacht Club on March 10th.

America's Most Wanted Jon Lieberman gave us the rundown on who's been bad.

Big Al (The Nutritionist) stopped by with the health tips.
You can contact him @ 800-337-9160.

We said goodbye to American Idol hopefuls:
Mark declared that he'd like a couch in studio.

If you're out @ Baja Beach Club Friday nite.....don't let Kirk smoke!

NEXT WEEK on KMS:
Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
Owner DENNIS HOF
Comedian Matt Kazam
Playboy Playmate - Hef’s Girlfriend
and star or “The Girl Next Door”
Bridget Marquette
Entertainment Tonight’s Mary Hart
Comedian Steven Lynch
Alke- The Official Sportswear of the Drinking Athlete
Mark goes to court to fight a speeding ticket.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

"Welcome to the Jumble"

We played the BRAND NEW Guns & Roses song "Better" this morning- we took your calls, they were mostly negative....(sorry Kirk)

WJZ's Richard Sher & his son Greg hung out in studio this morning.

We drew names for our American Idol Game
Here's who we picked (out of hat)

Kirk:
Antonella Barba (the hottness)
Lakisha Jones (Fort Meade in da house!)

Mark:

Shamrock:

Roe:

TOMORROW on KMS:
Comedian Pete Eibner
Spirit House Cleaner Nancy Fox
America's Most Wanted 's Jon Lieberman
Bet The Box Office
The Pole Position

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Ain't Talking 'bout a Tour!

It was too good to be true.....The Van Halen Tour (with David Lee Roth) might not happen at all.
'The Insider's" Pat O'Brien chatted about Anna Nicole, Bald Britney & The Oscars.

William Lamb...The Horoscope Man gave some interesting readings this morning.

Eric DeCosta (Director of Scouting for the Ravens) previewed The NFL Combine

We got to talking about our radio job history....Here's a rundown.

Kirk:
WMVC
WIYY
WWDC
WIYY
WHFS

Mark:
WMSP
WMSS
WRHY
WVYC
WRAY
WHTF
WNOW
WOYK
WQUE
WQXA
WZXL
WTKX
WRXR
WIYY
WHFS

Shamrock:
KLYY
KYPA
KLSX
WCKG
KZLA
WRQX
WBIG
WHFS

Roe:
WHFS

TOMORROW on KMS:
WJZ's Richard Sher (and his son Greg)
We'll begin betting on American Idol.
A great new song about Sylvester Stallone.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

What are the Eight Wonders of Maryland?


The Seven Wonders of the World are (for the first time) being voted on @ new7wonders.com

This got us thinking........What are the 8 Wonders of Maryland?

They are (in no particular order)

The Domino Sugar Sign
Oriole Park @ Camden Yards
Fort McHenry
The National Aquarium
The Washington DC Temple
The "Madonna Bra"
The Bromo-Seltzer Tower
The Washington Monument

Monday, February 19, 2007

Britney "Shears"


WOW......It looks like someone's going off the deep end.


We called merry ol England and spoke to Alex Randall , the co-creator of the website cheatneutral.com


Kris Ruhling created a fake myspace page based around the documented countdown toward the suicide of "Tristian Sinclair." It caused people that visited the site to look at their lives differently.


Bet the Box Office winner : Roe--- he picked Ghost Rider


Kirk proclaimed that he loves the inter-web.

Mark proclaimed that he loves cable.

Shamrock proclaimed that he loves Fells Point.


TOMORROW on KMS:

Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart

Friday, February 16, 2007

From "H.I. McDunnough" to the "Ghost Rider"


Nicholas Cage called in this morning and talked about his new film "Ghost Rider" and his love for Edgar Allan Poe.

Comedian Jim Florentine is @ Ram's Head Live tonight.

America's Most Wanted's Jon Lieberman briefed the show on a segment AMW is doing on the problems @ the Mexican Border.

If your down in DC this weekend , check out the host of the hit show "Cash Cab" on Discovery Channel, comedian Ben Bailey. He's @ the DC Improv.

Autoracing1.com's "Hammer" previewed the Daytona 500.

Comedian Marc Unger hung out this morning. He's doing a 10 week comedy workshop @ The Hamilton Arts Collective

NEXT WEEK on KMS:

Reno 911's Cedric Yarborough

We're going to try to get an animal mating tour @ The Maryland Zoo in Baltimore.

Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart

We'll talk to the folks @ cheatneutral.com

Thursday, February 15, 2007

"Saints & Sinners"


Actress Robin Givens stopped by the KMS studio to talk about her new MY 24 t-v show "Saints and Sinners"----(and we found out that she wears Princess Perfume- and smells spectacular)

Kirk came up with his "All White" NBA Team:




Adam Morrison- Point Guard

Kirk Hinrich- Shooting Guard

(on the bench)


Luke Walton- Forward

Kyle Corver- Forward

Joe Rogan thinks Carlos Mencia is a HACK comedian....and told him so while Mencia was onstage: Check out The KMS Theater to see it all go down.

Mike Gibbons, Executive Director for The Babe Ruth Musuem called in with details on a cool event featuring Jim Hunter & Fred Manfra.

Actor Michael Rapaport from FOX-tv's "The War at Home" was jealous that we had Robin Givens in studio this morning.
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TOMORROW on KMS:
The star of the new film “Ghost Rider” - Actor Nicholas Cage
Comedian Ben Bailey

America’s Most Wanted Jon Lieberman

Crank Yankers- Jim Florentine

A preview of The Daytona 500 with Hammer

Comedian Marc Unger

Free Food Friday from Christopher Daniels

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Snow Job

Great weather we're having!

We got some interesting Valentine's Day tips from Py Kim Conant,





Orioles pitchers & catchers reported today.
O's Manager, Sam Perlozzo called to preview the season.

**Don't forget- WHFS is the NEW home for Orioles Baseball.*

"The Insider's" Pat O'Brien called in from sunny Southern California with an update on the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

TOMORROW on KMS:

Actress Robin Givens (in studio)
New tv show “ Saints & Sinners”

From the t-v show “The War at Home”
Actor Michael Rappaport

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

He's bringing hairy back......yeah!




He's our sports guy, he's hairy and his name is Gary Stein.

Spiritual Medium James Van Praagh talked about his online Valentine’s Day "Ghost Whisperer Séance.

Mary Hart told us that "Entertainment Tonight" DID NOT pay Howard K. Stern a million dolllars for an interview after Anna Nicole Smith passed away.



Tony Iommi, Ronnie James Dio and Geezer Butler are going Reunite to Record Three New Songs for a Collection of Essential Recordings from Sabbath’s Dio Years, Plus an Unreleased Live Album. _ Kirk celebrated this news by singing Sabbath's"Heaven & Hell."

TOMORROW on KMS:

The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

From the t-v show “The War at Home”
Actor Michael Rappaport

Whitman Sampler Game
with our Board Op Roe

Hot and Sexy Asian Secrets
for Valentine’s Day

Monday, February 12, 2007

Sting calls for backup....

"The Police" reunited & opened last nite @ The Grammy's....it was pretty much all down hill from there (except that Mary J Blidge just finished saying her thank you's.)


Just in time for Valentine's Day....The author of "101 Nights of Grrreat Sex" -Laura Corn called in and gave out some tips to spice up the activity in YOUR bedroom.


TOMORROW on KMS:

Spiritual Medium James Van Praagh

Ever feel like sending an anonymous letter to an ex.......we'll talk to the creator of poisonpen.com

Entertianment Tonight's Mary Hart.

We'll swap stories about our careers in the fast food industry.

Friday, February 9, 2007

Wanna split a Snickers????




Our board-op Roe had to redeem himself this morning after his comment that Kiefer Sutherland really didn't hit it big until he became 'Jack Bauer' on "24." ----jeez did he ever see "Lost Boys"???????
So, we had a contest and asked a listener come up to the KMS studio and re-inact the Snickers Super Bowl Commercial.
Ken from York, Pennsylvania took the challenge and won tickets to see George Carlin @ The Warner Theater, tickets to the Motor Trend International Auto Show and tickets on the HFS WISP Bus Trip.



Comedienne Caroline Rhea called in (she's at The Birchmere tonight)


"The Insider's" Pat O'Brien gave us the latest info on the death of Anna Nicole Smith.


The American Dime Museum is closing and it's contents are being auctioned off @ opferauctions.com


Comedian Pete Eibner hung out all morning.....he's at The Comedy Factory this weekend.




NEXT WEEK on KMS:


"Great Sex" author Laura Corn


"America's Most Wanted's" Jon Leiberman.


and we'll get to "Farts are Funny"



Thursday, February 8, 2007

Spanning the globe....



"Wide World of Sports "broadcasting legend Jim McKay took us through some of the most historic moments in sports.


Baltimore's own Amy Hildreth from NBC's "Biggest Loser" has made a career change and is now a personal trainer @ Merritt Athletic Club in Canton.


We called my mom ("Mother Shamrock") today and she told tales of my misspent youth.


We all thought Bel-Air Skating Champ Kimmie Meisner was in college.....but we found out that she's still in high school.


TOMORROW on KMS:
Comedienne Caroline Rhea

The American Dime Museum is closing…..and all of the items are being auctioned off,
we’ll speak to the auctioneer Richard Opfer.
and last but not least...........fart noises.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Pull my "Snickers"

The best ad during the Super Bowl has been pulled: Click here to find out why. And view the commercial in the KMS Theater.

Loyola Mens Basketball Coach Jimmy Patsos dropped by to talk hoops.

"The Insider's" Pat O'Brien gave us the sccop on the Grammy's and Anna Nicole Smith's custody battle.

Check out The KMS Theater to see the clip of a "Farting Preacher."

TOMORROW ON KMS:

Kirk and Mark will grill "Mother Shamrock"

Amy Hildreth from "The Biggest Loser"

Sports Broadcasting legend Jim McKay

and Gaspard Ulleil...............who--dat?-- He plays 'Young Hannibal Lecter in "Hannibal Rising"

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Swallow THIS!


Dai Andrews- Sword Swallower Extraordinaire dropped by the show with a gift that he made for Kirk...and while he was in he popped a few swords down his throat.

Here's the a photo of what he brought Kirk:

David Hunt from Huntauctions.com called to tell us about the auction of Johnny Unitas' rookie contract.

KMS waxed political with former Ocean City Mayor and current Assemblyman Jim Mathias .

"The Hedge-Hog" Ron Jeremy talked about his new book out about his life "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz"

Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart gave us the inside scoop on Anna Nicole Smith's legal battle & Ryan O'Neal's assault case.

Coming up on Wednesday's Show:

The comedy stylings of Richard Lewis & "The Insider's" Pat O'Brien and we'll talk college hoops with Loyola's Jimmy Patsos.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Super Show Monday




Baltimore legend John Waters dropped by the studio to talk about his new cd "A Date with John Waters" .....oh and he might put Kirk in another one of his movies.


"USA Today" sports guru Jon Saraceno called with review of all things Super Bowl.


The Queen of Mean- Lisa Lampanelli called in and harrassed everyone on the show.
She'll be at Meyerhoff Symphony Hall Saturday February 17th-(if you have not seen her before, do your self a favor and check her out.)


Thursday, February 1, 2007

KMS: The Return!


Great to be back....we are exhausted, we need a vacation.
but seriously........

This is the place to get your fill on all that is KMS.

Welcome to the future and thanks for making the switch.