Last Comic (from Towson University) Standing

Amy Schumer (a Towson University graduate) is part of the Last Comic Standing Tour comes to Baltimore @ The Lyric on Sunday. Kirk and Mark will be emceeing the show!

In Friday's edition of The Baltimore Sun:

A Song about Stover

Celebrated for kicking the game-winning field goal against the Cardinals, Matt Stover has now been immortalized in song.

Stover, who kicked four field goals, including the 46-yarder that was the difference in the victory, is the centerpiece of a musical tribute playing on WHFS (105.7 FM) that borrows heavily from Chris Daughtry's song "It's Not Over."

"I thought, 'Man, that guy's got a good voice. He's actually got a good tone,' " Stover said. "It's great, great fun, and I appreciate that Baltimore feels that way about me. God willing, it will continue so that I don't have a hate song coming out or something like that."

Click here to see the video and here the song


Sean 'Big Mouth' Salisbury gave us the weekend NFL picks.

Comedian Rich Vos hung out all morning - He's @ Magooby's Joke House this weekend.

ON THE NEXT WEEKS "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW":

Jillian Michaels - Trainer on “The Biggest Loser”

Tim Kirkjian previews the Postseason in Major League Baseball

Slow Ride

Roger Earl -the drummer from Foghat called into to talk about the Dreamcatcher Rally next weekend @ Ripken Stadium.

Sex/ relationship Expert Anna David gave the details on a new survey about nice girls that are naughty.

Scott McBrien previewed the Terps and Rutgers game this weekend.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

6:40am America’s Most Wanted’s John Lieberman

7:00am Comedian Rich Vos (he’s @ Magooby’s)

7:40am Sean Salisbury preview NFL

C'mon Kiefer!

Kiefer Sutherland got popped for ANOTHER D.U.I yesterday. Note to Keifer- GET A DRIVER.

Shamrock made a Mix Tape for Kirk: "Never Mind the Milk Duds...Here's the Butt Whistles"

Here's the Track Listing:

"Enjoy the Silence" - Depeche Mode

"Big Balls" - AC/DC

"Living Thing" - E.L.O

"2 Minutes to Midnite" - Iron Maiden

"Breaking the Law" - Judas Priest

"What Goes Around Comes Around" - Justin Timberlake

"Pass the Dutchie" - Musical Youth

"Mary, Mary" - Run D.M.C

"Sister Christian" - Night Ranger

"Supersonic" - Oasis

"Holy Diver" - Dio

"Crazy Babies" - Ozzy Osbourne

"Easy Lover" Phil Collins/Phillip Bailey

"The Big Money" - Rush

"Black Cow" - Steely Dan

'Telephone Song" - The Vaughan Brothers

"Slide it In" - Whitesnake

"Symphony of Destruction" - Megadeth

BONUS TRACK: The Theme to "Bet the Box Office"

We spoke with Kevin Byrne - Senior V-P with the Baltimore Ravens about his days in Cleveland working with the Browns.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

The Drummer from Foghat Roger Earl

Scott McBrian with a preview of the Terps & Rutgers game

Relationship/Sex expert Anna David
(she’ll talk to us about survey about nice girls that have a naughty side)

The Classic Cut Conundrum

I'm Matt Stover!!!!

Inspired by the foot of Matt Stover, The Kirk and Mark Show decided to write a tribute to him: "I'm Matt Stover" (think Daughtry's "It's Not Over")

Download the song HERE:

Watch the video HERE:

John Larroquette (best known for his days on Night Court) is back to regular t-v, he's joining the cast of "Boston Legal"

Shamrock revealed that makes "Mix Tapes" for his fiancee Layla.....Kirk and Mark called to see if she was bored with the all of the Brit-Pop.

Halo Effect

The long awaited release of the video game "Halo 3" hits stores tonight @ midnite.

He spoke with Kevin Pereria from the G4 videogame channel he told us about the nerds.....er gamers are already lined up for the big day.

Way to go Matt Stover kicking us into a last second victory!.....

Mark had "stomach issues" and did not make it in this morning.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

Actor John Laroquette --he's on Boston Legal this week.

Bart Scott talks RAVENS FOOTBALL.

He's bringing funny back, YEAH!

A very funny comedian - John Mulrooney hung out in studio all morning long (he's at Magooby's Joke House this weekend)--Kirk will be there doing stand up on Friday nite as well.

Sean "Big Mouth" Salisbury gave his picks for this weekends football action.

Al Jean - Executive Producer from The Simpsons previewed this weekends season premiere.

America's Most Wanted's Matt Jablow gave the rundown of all the scumbags on the loose.

NEXT WEEK ON "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

From the t-v show “The Unit” actor Dennis Hasbert

A mystery guest from “The Office”

NFL Uniform Police - Bruce Laird

Relationship/Sex expert Anna David
(she’ll talk to us about survey about nice girls that have a naughty side)

Comedian Rich Vos (he’s@ Magooby’s)

Actor Patrick Warburton –“Rules of Engagement” “Family Guy”

The Drummer from Foghat Roger Earl

Breakfast in America!

Roger Hodgson (formerly of Supertramp) called in to tell us about his new LIVE D-V-D "Take the Long Way Home"

Mark took his daughter Jamie to see the Baltimore stop of The American Idol Tour.
Jamie reviewed the show and we got to hear the interviews that our Promotions Director Donna Jean did with Sanjaya & Melinda Doolittle.

The winner of Last Comic Standing has been crowned - his name is Jon Reap- and we called him this morning to see if he got any sleep last nite.

Ventriloquist/Comedian Jeff Dunham & Walter join us during "5 Things You Need to Know..." and Walter gave his take on the O.J Simpson mess. Jeff has a new special on Comedy Central called "Spark of Insanity."

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Sean Salisbury ESPN Football Analyst

Al Jean, Executive Producer of “The Simpsons”

Comedian John Mulrooney - Magooby’s Joke House

America’s Most Wanted’s --- Matt Jablow

Did you ever know that You're my hero?

Ali Larter...the OTHER hot blond from "Heroes" called in to preview the upcoming season of the very addicting show.

Dan Rodricks from the Baltimore Sun hung out in studio this morning.....good thing his missed Ed Norris (they are nor the best of friends.)

Kirk unveiled his dune buggy this morning and took our own "Colleen the Diva of the Dashboard" out for a spin.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Supertramp's lead singer Roger Hodgsen

Cause there’s nothing funnier than a ventriloquist on the radio-
Jeff Dunham & Walter

The Kirk and Mark Classic Cut Conundrum

Some of the finalists from this past seasons American Idol

The Winner of Last Comic Standing

Who will be the Last Comic Standing????

We spoke to our favorite female comedian- Kathleen Madigan -

(she's a mentor on Last Comic Standing) the finale is Wednesday.

WHFS' own Bart Scott recapped the game against the Jets and talked about his new show on HFS.

Jake the Snake Smith from Baltimore Boxing & brought by a great boxer - Joe Delawder -he may be older...but he can kick your ass!

Mark talked about how he suffers fdrom Sleep Apnea...click here for more info.

Van Halen is rehearsing for their World Tour....click HERE for a clip of them rehearsing "Panama"

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Dan Rodricks from The Baltimore Sun

The "Tenderside" of KMS

Ali Larter from “Heroes”

It's a DEAL!

Deal or No Deal's Briefcase Model Number 13- Leyla Milani called in to talk about the new season....and Howie Mandel's obsessive compulsive behavior.

Our favorite t-v critic- TV Guide's Matt Roush reviewed last night's Emmy's ...and he previewed the Fall t-v season.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW:

Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Bart Scott

Singer/Comedian/Actor: Rodney Carrington

Kathleen Madigan – Last Comic Standing

Baltimore Boxing’s Jake the Snake

Hey Big Mouth!

Sean "Big Mouth" Salisbury called in to give us his weekly NFL picks and fantasy outlook.

(He'll be calling EVERY Friday @ 7:40.)

Tony Rock (Chris' brother) is at the DC Improv this weekend ---

(if your down in DC this weekend- check him out.)

Spike Feresten..(you've never heard of him) but he did write the 'Soup Nazi' episode on Seinfeld....Spike has his own talk show Saturday Nite @ Midnite on FOX.

NEXT WEEK ON "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

TV Guide’s Matt Roush- review the Emmy’s & preview Fall TV Season

Leyla- Briefcase Model #13 from “Deal or No Deal”

Singer/Comedian/Actor: Rodney Carrington

Kathleen Madigan – Last Comic Standing

Comedian Pete Eibner's new segment- ‘Peter Hanging Out'

Baltimore Boxing’s Jake the Snake

Dan Rodricks from The Baltimore Sun

9 year old comic Dustin Joyner

Cause there’s nothing funnier than a ventriloquist on the radio- Jeff Dunham & Walter

The Kirk and Mark Classic Cut Conundrum

Yeah Terps!

Big game tonight in College Park vs West Virginia- Former Terps QB Scott McBrien gave us a preview.





We invited PR Guru John Maroon to join us for a conversation about rehabbing the careers of Michael Vick, Britney Spears and other high profile people.

We called Kirk's dad and spoke to him about Pavarotti and how when Kirk was a kid, he used to rip the centerfold's from Playboy and hide them in his box of toys.

We celebrated Rosh Hashanah with our favorite M.O.T.- Gary Stein - (he even brought in apples and honey for the show)

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

Comedian Marc Unger- Grand Opening of Magooby’s Joke House

Baltimore’s Funniest bartender- Mike T.

Chris Rock’s brother- Comedian Tony Rock
(at the DC Imporov this weekend)

Spike Feresten- host of
(Talkshow with Spike Feresten
Saturday Nites @ Midnite on FOX)

Leave Britney Alone!

Check out this FREAK asking the world to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

Madonna walking out of a London store with a vibrator......later found out it was a joke for her hubby- Guy Ritchie.

Kirk is going to pick up a supply of Porn Videos after today's show

Mark is being stalked by Lopez (who may have been reincarnated into the form of a cat)

Shamrock is counting down the days til his bachelor party...only 30 to go!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE KIRK AND MARK SHOW"

Former Terps QB Scott McBrian with a preview of the Terps vs West Virginia

PR extraordinaire John Maroon-“How Would He Rehab Michaels Vick's Career?”

Tickets to:
“NBC’s LAST COMIC STANDING” September 30th at The Lyric Opera House

(Hosted by Kirk and Mark)

Take a second from your busy day to remember 9-11.

Former Raven Wally Williams called in and gave us a recap of the Ravens loss last night.

One of our favorite guests, sports author John Feinstein talked about his new book: Cover Up: Mystery at the Super Bowl.

We spoke with our buddy from Access Hollywood- Tony Potts - he tried to make sense of Britney's performance on MTV's VMA's.

.....and he told us he doesn't think that Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead are gay lovers.

Britney Jeers!

Ooohfa......way to stink up the joint @ the MTV VMA's

Click here for the embarrassing footage of Brit.

Click here for the fight between Kid Rock

and Tommy Lee.

Bunky Bartlett stopped by the studio the morning to talk about his BIG Mega Millions Lottery Win...he said he'll take us out for lunch!

Today we enlisted the help of one the CBS Radio's finest board operators- his name is "Will" and Tuesday we are going to send him out as an OFFICIAL Kirk and Mark Political Correspondent...let the fun begin.

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KMS:

Access Hollywood’s Tony Potts

John Feinstein new book “Mystery @ The Super Bowl”

Kim Lyons – trainer from “The Biggest Loser”